I’m a 48% virgin. Start at 100% and subtract 1% for everything you’ve done. At the end, re-post this as I am % of a Virgin at Life.
1. Smoked. 2. Drank alcohol 3. Cried when someone died. 4. Been drunk. 5. Had sex. 6. Been to a concert. 7. gotten/given a handjob. 8. gotten/given a blowjob. 9. Been verbally/sexually harassed. 10. Verbally/sexully harassed somebody. PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 94%
11. Felt someone up and/or been felt up. 12. Laughed so hard something came out of your nose. 13. Cheated on a boyfriend/girlfrend before. 14. Been cheated on by a boyfriend/girlfriend. 15. Been to prom. 16. Cried at school. 17. Gotten lost in a WalMart or a department store. 18. Went streaking. 19. Given or receieved a lap dance. 20. Had someone of the opposite sex in your room. PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 88%
21. Had someone of the opposite sex sleep over. 22. Slept over at someone of the opposite sexs house. 23. Kissed a stranger. 24. Hugged a stranger. 25. Went scuba diving. 26. Driven a car. 27. Gotten an x-ray. 28. Hit by a car. 29. Had a party. 30. Done serious drugs. PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 84%
31. Played strip poker/darts. 32. Got paid to strip for someone. 33. Run away from home. 34. Broken a bone. 35. Eaten sushi. 36. Bought porn. 37. Watched porn. 38. Made porn. 39. Had a crush on someone of the same sex. 40. Been in love. PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 79%
41. French kissed. 42. Laughed so hard you cried. 43. Cried yourself to sleep. 44. Laughed yourself to sleep. 45. Stabbed yourself. 46. Shot a gun. 47. Trash talked someone and then acted like their best friend the next day. 48. Been online for 9 consecutive hours. 49. Watched TV for 9 consecutive hours. 50. Watched an animal die. PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 72%
51. Watched a person die 52. Kissed and/or messed around somewhere with at least 1 person present. 53. Pranked somebody 54. Put somebody in the hospital. 55. Snuck into someones room and/or your own room after being out. 56. Kissed somebody of the same sex. 57. Dressed punk. 58. Dressed goth. 59. Dressed preppy. 60. Been to a motocross race. PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 67%
61. Avoided somebody. 62. Been stalked. 63. Stalked someone. 64. Met a celebrity. 65. Played an instrument. 66. Ridden a horse. 67. Cut yourself. 68. Bungee jumped. 69. Ding dong ditched somebody. 70. Been to a wild party. PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 63%
71. Got caught stealing something. 72. Kicked/punched a guy in the balls. 73. Stolen a boyfriend/girlfriend from a friend. 74. Gone out with your friends crush. 75. Got arrested. 76. Been pregnant. 77. Babysat. 78. Been to another country. 79. Started your house on fire. 80. Had an encounter with a ghost. PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 56%
81. Donated your hair to cancer patients. 82. Been asked out by someone that you never thought youd be asked out by. 83. Cried over a member of the opposite sex. 84. Had a boyfriend/girlfriend for over or 3 months. 85. Sat on your butt all day. 86. Ate a whole carton of ice cream all by yourself. 87. Had a job. 88. Gotten cut from a sports team. 89. Been called a whore. 90. Danced like a whore PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 52%
91. Been mistaken for a celebrity. 92. Been in a car accident. 93. Been told you have beautiful eyes. 94. Been told you have beautiful hair. 95. Raped somebody. 96. Danced in the rain. 97. Been rejected. 98. Walked out of a restaurant without paying. 99. Punched someone/slapped someone in the face. 100. Been raped PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 48%
4046.) I like you.... I like you alot. and you're my best friend. this isnt suppose to happen. all i want is for you to be happy, but i want to be apart of your happiness. I know i'm not good enough for you, i mean, im not pretty, im not anything special. but you, you are beyond amazing who has really taught me what it means to love someone.... even if i am only in high school. i love you, whether you know it or not, and i always will.
No, not in that sort of way, but to actually sleep with you, to hold you close and hold you tight. To be able to feel your hair brushing up against my face as you try to find that one comfortable spot on my shoulder; to feel your breathe gently whisping at my face. I want to be able to brush your hair from your cheek and give you a good night kiss; yes, I would love to sleep with you right about now.
Rules: Go to urbandictionary.com and type in your answers to the following questions. Post the first definition it gives you.
1. Your name: Toan
1. One who disregards Prom and any other school related social event.
2. An Asian master who can dodge anything.
3. One skilled with a school paper.
”Toan, go to prom!” ”Toan hit me”
a person who is always hungry and can eat a whole pizza in less than 3 minutes.
Me so HONGRY, me named TOAN.
2. Your age: 15
One of the worst ages of being a teenager. You are in the middle and you wind up with the most problems that age. You are too young to drive without an adult, cannot go to the prom, and get a part time job like real teenagers. Your head is up your ass and one day you are still a kid watching cartoons and another day you’ll like to have sex. This is also the age when most teen problems occur such as anorexia and cutting.
3. One of your friends: Christopher
Christopher is a boy. He is something special.
He is smart,and funny, and completely adorable.
Guarenteed you will not meet anyone like him in your lifetime, so if you do meet him, you should be greatful.
He is a good friend and he would do anything for anyone
4. What should you be doing?: Cleaning my room, Thinking
1. Masturbating. 2. The act of organizing one’s bedroom.
2. this causes pain in the head, noggin, noodle, brain, scalp, eyebrows, and other areas in the head area. Can cause sickness if done too much.
5. Favorite color: Gray
1. A beautiful shade, either dark or light. People with the last name Gray are usually mysterious, intriguing, and will mesmerize you..
2. mad cunt
6. Birthplace: Tampa, Florida
A wannabe Atlanta. Ghetto in culture. People in tampa are known as “Tampons”
7. Month of your birth: August
1. The idea of perfection. The 8th Month of the year in certain European and Asian cultures signifies greatness in achieving perfection, or something close to it.
2. this is the month that everyone loves.usually people who are born in this month are known to be amazing in bed…very good looking…have amazing smiles…love to be around people…cannot stand sleeping alone…music is there everything…cannot stand drama but are always caught up into it somehow….love the party scene…have very many friends….make to many bad desicions…love junk food and anything to do with chocolate…addicted to sex…and thats all there is to
Nuna you are so beautiful (I keep thinkin ’bout you) Nuna so beautiful (I keep dreaming ’bout you) Have you tasted sincere love? Nuna you are so beautiful (I keep thinkin ’bout you) Nuna so beautiful (I keep dreaming ’bout you) Have you seen sincere love?
Okay I’m tired of these little girls who talk crap about not only me but anyone behind their back and act tough. Then when you confront them they act like they never said anything. Why are you such a little retard? You scared? You afraid that I’ll probably rip you in half? Well you should be.